swolizard:

khaleesi-lifts:

Fun fact: I’ve never had a relationship last longer than 3 months

make that 9 days and youve got my max

pizzafemme:

being fat is fun

d0gbl0g:

pluralglados:

8 months ago i found the best thing known to man

fuk

thetrickstergoddess:

goldenheartedrose:

thescienceofobsession:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ughbenedict:

johnlockedness:

cumberbuddy:

ohgodbenny:

Benedict Cumberbatch accepts his GQ award 2014

GO HOME YOU’RE DRUNK 

"Thank you very good much. See you in the loo." TiddlyBatch.

He is clueing for looks.

i can’t believe this

"thank you very good much"

oh my god he really IS a little drunk isn’t he?

Oh my god.

oh sweet summer children

i remember the days colin farrell would get up to accept awards with coke under his nose

The best things in life are free. 

(Source: alphalewolf)

thisdorkyblogthing:

tbh these are the only gifs you’ll ever need

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dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

"This is what frustrates me…People don’t like Sansa because she is feminine. It annoys me that people only like the feminine characters when they act like male characters. And they always go on about feminism. Like, you’re rooting for the people who look like boys, who act like boys, who fight like boys. Root for the girls who wear dresses and are intellectually very strong."

p1unk:

oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'